Winning the Case

I came across this article from 1951 and it just begged to be turned into a caption. Take a look:

The Dispatch, April 5th, 1951.



Rude Awakening

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Or heated in an oven

Or microwaved.

Really, revenge is just really tasty any way you cook it. ;) 


Come What May

Happy holidays, everyone! Sorry for the long delay. Was waiting for inspiration. :D



Hope everyone's week started out okay. If not, here's a caption to make you feel better. ;-)



Hope everyone's August isn't too hot.... Well, at least not temperature-wise. ;)



Still alive! Just haven't had as much time for captions lately. Hope you guys forgive me. :)


Modern Art

Been a while, folks. Had a little bit of a dry spell. Hope everyone's summer has started out well.


Evil Stepmother

Will Ezekiel break free of his feminine prison? Or was his stepmother's plan too perfect?



Heiress to the Empire

I love these bridal captions. There's nothing more feminine than a bride on her wedding day.


The Widow

Hope everyone is gearing up for an excellent Memorial Day weekend. If not, get on it!


The Leak

Hope you're all having a good week. It's almost Memorial Day. Burgers! Apple Pie! Captions! ;)



Happy weekend, everyone! Sorry again for being so scarce. I've been swamped. Anyway... New caption! I was in a little bit of a fantastical / historical mood. Hope you like it.


Side Effects

Hi gang. Sorry for the long delay. I needed a little breather after the last series. :)


Keeping the Balance, Part 4

Hello everyone. Here's the conclusion to Nathan's tale! I'm pretty satisfied with how it ended up, and I hope you are, too; let me know!

Oh, look... We've surpassed 1 million pageviews!!!

That's fantastic. Thank you, everyone, for continuing to visit.

Til' next time...


Keeping the Balance, Part 3

Well, it's Monday again. But you know what? That just means a whole new week of captions. ;)

This is the third part of the "Keeping the Balance" series. I think I have one more to complete Nathan's story.

Oh! And it looks like I'm closing in on 1 million page views. That's pretty damn cool.



Keeping the Balance, Part 2

Happy Friday, all.

You lovely guys and gals clamored for a continuation to Nathan's story, and I'm more than delighted to oblige.

Is this the end of his story? That's up to you! Personally, I think there may be more of Nathan's tale to tell. ;)


Keeping the Balance

Hello everyone! Thanks for the wonderful feedback on the last caption. Seems like everyone enjoyed the follow-up to "Evelyn's" story. :)

We have another one today. Hope you enjoy it!


Lying Low: The Sequel

Howdy, everyone.

Last June, I created a caption series I really loved called "Lying Low." The ending basically begged for a follow-up, but I never got around to it. Luckily, my friend Jay took it upon himself to dream up a fantastic follow-up and posted it in the comment section. I was so enamored with his efforts, that I stole it (with his blessing, of course).

90% of what you're about to read is Jay's creation. I only edited it, and added a few special details of my own. ;)

So! Without further ado, I present the sequel to "Lying Low!" I hope you enjoy it.

(I also included the original two captions, for those who don't remember them)



Becoming Brianna

Hope everyone's weekend is off a promising start. Today, we have a two-parter. Enjoy!


Best Friends

Hope everyone is having a great weekend out there in Internet-land.



Vadovatov House Victims Dossier: Sofiya

Happy Friday, everyone.

Today's caption is an homage to my favorite captioneer on the Internet: Alix of Alix's TG Captions. It's based off of one of her most wonderful creations: The "victims dossiers" of young men forced into a life of female prostitution at the Vadovatov House in Russia.

I hope I did it some justice.


Dangerous Curves Ahead

I've always loved curvy girls. To me, they are the epitome of femininity. Therefore, changing a man into a curvy girl is extra, extra awesome. ;)


Method Acting

Yeesh! More than a week between captions. Sorry about that, guys. It has been a killer week. Not literally, obviouslybut figuratively is bad enough. Anyway, enough griping. The weekend is here and you know what I've got? A caption!


Exact Match

We're in the homestretch for the weekend, everybody.

This caption is a little shorter than usual, but I knew what I wanted to do with this picture the moment I saw it. Enjoy!


A Woman's Place

Ready for a new week? Yeah, me either. Well, let's get it started right with a new caption.

Comment if you like it. :)


For Love or Money

Weekend's here, everybody. I hope you all have crazy plans. Well, not too crazy. In fact, maybe you'd all just enjoy a bubble bath, like the fine lady--er--lad, in the caption below. ;)



Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. This caption takes on a theme I've always enjoyed: Some poor bastard (or bastards, in this case) being feminized in another country.


Oh, and please take a moment to comment! It lets me know you're out there enjoyed the captions. :)



It's been a long week already and it's only Wednesday. Ugh.

Anyway, I must say I'm very pleased how this one turned out. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do. I know the "maid" theme is one I recently used, but how could I help myself with pictures this good? ;)


Doing Time

Okay! Now that we're back in business, here's a caption for you all. This one is a little wordy, but I couldn't help myself.

Hope you're having a good weekend. If not, get on that! ;-)

(Yes, I'm in a good mood)

Google changed its mind!

Looks like we can stay right here, after all. Apparently, Google is reversing course on the decision to make blogs with explicit images private. So hurray!

Link to the Engadget article.

This is great news, but I'm going to keep the new blog on hot standby.

In celebration, I'll have a new caption for you guys later today.


New Blogger Policy - Access Restriction!

Hello everyone!

Hm, well this is lame... I just received this email today. Looks like Blogger is altering their policy and will be blocking access to my blog and likely many others in the TG captions community.  I'm going to start looking into other options. Any ideas?

The email I received:

Dear Blogger User,

We're writing to tell you about an upcoming change to the Blogger Content Policy that may affect your account.

In the coming weeks, we'll no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video. We'll still allow nudity presented in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts, or where there are other substantial benefits to the public from not taking action on the content.

The new policy will go into effect on the 23rd of March 2015. After this policy goes into effect, Google will restrict access to any blog identified as being in violation of our revised policy. No content will be deleted, but only blog authors and those with whom they have expressly shared the blog will be able to see the content we've made private.

Our records indicate that your account may be affected by this policy change. Please refrain from creating new content that would violate this policy. Also, we ask that you make any necessary changes to your existing blog to comply as soon as possible, so that you won't experience any interruptions in service. You may also choose to create an archive of your content via Google Takeout (https://www.google.com/settings/takeout/custom/blogger).

For more information, please read here (https://support.google.com/blogger?p=policy_update).

The Blogger Team

(c) 2015 Google Inc. 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043


Never the Same

Welcome to the weekend, everybody! I'm pleased to say I'm doing a caption trade with the extremely talented Alix from Alix's TG Captions. If you enjoy my caps, I'm sure you're already a huge fan, but if not... What are you waiting for? Head over there right now!

Today's caption goes to a dark place, and I love it. Enjoy!



Hope everyone had a relaxing President's Day weekend. I basically set around doing jack, which was a nice change of pace.

Anyway, why are you here again? Oh, yeah... CAPTION!


Shades of Gray

Figured I'd cash-in on the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie being released this weekend.  Now, I never read the books, but I'm willing to bet this is an improvement on the story. :-P

Enjoy your President's Day Weekend, everyone.


Not a Nightmare

I don't usually do hypnosis caps, but this picture was practically begging for it. ;-)

What do you guys think Ethan / Natalie will do?


Junk Food

Man, I love curvy women.

This is a lighthearted cap to clear away the grimness of the Anthony & Angela series. Enjoy!


Anthony & Angela - Part 5

Sorry for the terribly long wait on the final part, everyone. But here it is! I hope you enjoy the ending. Do you think Antonia got what she deserved?

And for those who are new, here's the whole story in order:


Anthony & Angela - Part 4

Sorry for the brief hiatus. Busy, busy weekend. Anyway, here's Part 4, with the fifth and final part to follow in the next few days. Enjoy!